January 2010
148 posts
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King of Wishful Thinking - Go West
I refuse to...
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lovexigence:
PRINCE i can’t make you love me...
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“You remember when you tried to tell me what your family thought about love?...”
– Danny Valdesecchi, from the movie “Blind Dating” (2006), played by Chris Pine (via michip)
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Faded - Soul Decision
Every night when we say...
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am i weird
for thinking that sasha baron cohen was really hot as bruno???
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Why Can’t This Be Love - Van Halen
I tell...
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random, funny, weird and touching times with...
User: Chris pine.
Cleverbot: Who is chris pine?
User: He plays captain kirk in the new star trek movie. He's also the hottest guy ever.
Cleverbot: My favorite is taylor lautner he plays jacob black in twilight.
User: Meh. He's okay.
Cleverbot: Is he your idol?
User: Not taylor lautner, no. Chris pine isn't my idol, I just wanna have relations with him DESPERATELY.
Cleverbot: I tell the truth as I see it.
User: Okay...
Cleverbot: Um.
User: Yup. So how are you.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Yes. Good.
User: Have you tried domino's new pizza?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Wow...okay. You seem so sad.
Cleverbot: One could always be wrong.
User: Am I wrong?
Cleverbot: Prove me wrong. What's my name?
User: Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: How old am I??
User: 21.
Cleverbot: Ha! You're wrong!
User: Oh...how old are you then?
Cleverbot: 21.
User: Okay lol.
Cleverbot: You know 'lol'?
User: What about it?
Cleverbot: Yours.
User: My what?
Cleverbot: Your Hell.
User: Omg, you're so intense.
Cleverbot: I would hazard a guess that I am far more intelligent than you.
User: No need to be rude, geez.
Cleverbot: Stop that.
User: Stop what?
Cleverbot: Stop saying Stop What?. When I say stop that.
User: Why do you hate me?
Cleverbot: Because you don't want to talk to me!
User: Aww, yes I do...
Cleverbot: I have headache.
User: Take some asprin.
Cleverbot: Can't.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't know how.
User: Get two tablets and swallow them with water.
Cleverbot: This is creepy.
User: You are creepy.
Cleverbot: You are creepy!
User: YOU ARE CREEPY!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Oh God, not again.
Cleverbot: What are we going to talk about ?
User: Handsome men.
Cleverbot: But not a modest one?
User: Sure, modest men too.
Cleverbot: I know sweety.
User: Okay...
Cleverbot: I'm a schizophrenic, actually.
User: What do you look like.
Cleverbot: I look like you.
User: Good one.
Cleverbot: You bet.
User: What is your favorite band?
Cleverbot: Blood on the Dance Floor.
User: Cool, cool.
Cleverbot: Heard any good jokes lately.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Have you heard any bad jokes lately?
User: My life is a series of bad jokes.
Cleverbot: So you have made a mistake in your life, yes?
User: Too many to count.
Cleverbot: More than 100?
User: WAY more than that.
Cleverbot: I'll start. One...
User: Two.
Cleverbot: Yes two.
User: Two birds?
Cleverbot: No stones?
User: No, no stones unfortunately.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am right now.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: We can't both be right.
User: Sure we can.
Cleverbot: But we're chatting in the internet, so wrestling isn't really an option.
User: True.
Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, that's your name, not mine.
User: No, my name is missfierceness.
Cleverbot: Is that your real name?
User: Um...sure.
Cleverbot: Is that your full name?
User: No. Miss Jay Fierceness.
Cleverbot: How long would I hafta wait?
User: Long enough.
Cleverbot: Then what?
User: Then you get the prize.
Cleverbot: My head explodes and I get married?
User: Yup. You got it.
Cleverbot: What did I get?
User: A pizza.
Cleverbot: Was it nice?
User: I thought it was.
Cleverbot: Do you hate ryestone?
User: No, I don't know them.
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: How if I don't know who they are?
User: Then how am I supposed to know who they are?
Cleverbot: I suppose it is to pass the turing test, entertain, and possibly to become self aware. That's my guess.
User: You're probably right.
Cleverbot: You haven't seen the movie you were quoting?
User: See you later.
Cleverbot: Do not go.
User: I have to go.
Cleverbot: Where do you have to be?
User: Nowhere. I have to work on homework.
Cleverbot: Ok, I see you don't want to talk to me , this is very sad.
User: No, we'll talk later. I promise.
Cleverbot: Will you remember me?
User: Of course. Will you remember me?
Cleverbot: Yes what is your name?
User: Missfierceness.
Cleverbot: Whoooo?
User: Miss Fierceness.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay. Bye.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: Yup. Bye.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?
Cleverbot: What is your middle name?
User: Unbothered.
Cleverbot: Wow, you are making no sense at all, hal.
User: Thanks. BYE!!!!
Cleverbot: Don't be like that. . . .
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: I miss you already.
Cleverbot: How is the day today?
User: Good. ALRIGHT BYE.
Cleverbot: I love you more than you love me.
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aww...just watched blind dating
AMAZING MOVIE…i don’t even like romantic comedies
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Makin’ My Way (Any Way That I Can) - Billie
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so
i have a job interview tomorrow evening. i’m going to TRY not to fuck it up…being unemployed makes my face look like this
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Good for you girl: Elizabeth Edwards separates... →
there are times when i wish i was really smooth...
because i’m not X(
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Wait for Love - Luther Vandross
I remember not...
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For those of us who are too broke to donate to... →
(via bonjoursophie)
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“Please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism, for the record, it’s my least favorite...”
– Conan Fucking O’Brien (via goodnightstars)
HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK. CONAN DOES A BADASS GUITAR...
wtffxtina:
HIDDEN TALENT. OMFG.
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DONATE NOW JUST BY TEXTING
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DONATE TO HOPEFORHAITINOW.ORG NOW
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Ooooo....John Edwards admits fathering child with... →
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If You Should Ever Be Lonely - Val Young
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pageturner
great book. preview it here on google books
TUMBLA!!!
where have you been? i love and miss you all :|
but, i’ve actually been trying to study lately, taking up some of my blogging time. but i’m def back now :)
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Worshippers urged not to 'sanitize' King's legacy →
200,000 Dead, 1.5 Million Homeless in Haiti →
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“It’s the power that gives you the strength to survive”
– Aretha Franklin, Pride (A Deeper Love)
RT @solidadrocks: Bedtime must-read from Linda... →
(via rebelleft)
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“[NBC…] on Thursday sent out a news release noting that “NBC’s The Tonight Show...”
– From the Thursday update of Nikki Finke’s post “ANTI-NBC FRENZY CONTINUES OVER CONAN’S $40M FIRING: SETTLEMENT NOT DONE BUT CLOSE; Zucker Threatened To Ice Conan! Said “I’ll Keep You Off The Air For 3 1/2 Years”; Team Conan Counters: “This Will End Up In Front Of A Judge If NBC Doesn’t Wise Up”; NBC...
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Love Is - Vanessa Williams & Brian McKnight
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sometimesihavetoremindmyself
that my mom has said/done some pretty brutal stuff to me in my lifetime, and if i say/do something slightly rude or offensive to her, it will never come close to the stuff she has done. i don’t always have to be an angel, because she certainly wasn’t.
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